A new challenger is approaching! / Voice test ahoy!

[villainousvirus]

A wild

★DEOXYS★

appeared!

What will you do?
⇒ FIGHT
⇒ PKMN
⇒ BAG
⇒ RUN

Space Invader Deoxys
★ Believes his sole purpose in life is to take over the Earth
★ Sci-fi geek who can't tell fiction from reality
★ Throw your Leafs at him, he'll creeper all over them
★ ...Is (finally) ready for voice testing! COME AT HIM BRO

Scenarios
★ 1 - The city is under attack! Shit is Blowing Up left, right and center, but what will you do? Run away or stand up and face the threat head-on?
★ 2 - That bizarrely triangular rock sure looks suspicious, doesn't it? Maybe you should move it and see what happens.
★ 3 - Your choice! Pick your own scenario and we shall troll with it.

Comments

[nskateboards.livejournal.com]

[ No, his mother didn't because he doesn't have a mother.

...Huh, weird rock. N goes up to kick it again because it's kinda fun. ]

[villainousvirus]

[HA HA-- oh, wait, neither does Deoxys. :<

You might be wishing you hadn't done that, N. The rock shudders once more and glows vividly. Ccracks shoot along it's surface in a flurry of 'crick' noises and it explodes in a barrage of flying pieces, a wild (pokemon-form) Deoxys jumping out!]

[nskateboards.livejournal.com]

[ Well that was unexpected.

N just pushes himself back a bit so he doesn't get hit by any pieces and watches with a blank face. No more kicking rock? Shame. ]

[villainousvirus]

[Is that the bastard who woke him up with all the rock-bashing? Tch, trust a human to be the cause. Can you dodge well, N? Because there is a Hyper Beam being aimed straight towards your face.]

[nskateboards.livejournal.com]

[ Sure he can. He wouldn't be alive now if he couldn't and besides; N's had plenty of practice dodging random attacks. ]

Hey now, that's not very nice.

[villainousvirus]

[Curses, missed! Deoxys shall shift into Speed Forme and begin to whiz in circles at an obscene speed around N, stirring up a giant funneled dust cloud around him.]

I don't have to be nice to humans. So who are you? The protagonist? The villain? My nemesis? Did you come to destroy me? Well I won't let you! This will be one story the alien character is triumphant in for once!

[What is he babbling about? Whatever it might be, if you think about it too long you might get hit by the series of Psycho Boosts that burst from within the cloud towards you.]

[nskateboards.livejournal.com]

[ Oh. This is rather complicated. N isn't sure if he can get out of this one, especially with the stupidly fast speed this Pokemon is going at. ]

What do you mean? Destroy you? Nooo. [ Why would he want to destroy a Pokemon of all things? ] You go ahead and be triumphant and whatnot. I'm not stopping you.

[villainousvirus]

What?

[Deoxys darts backwards out from the whirling tube of dust, which begins to settle, and shifts into his human form. He stays levitating in the air as he considers this, a conflicted look on his face. On one hand not having anyone to get in his way is a good thing, but on the other hand, well...]

No! That's boring! There wont be enough conflict in the story! No development, no trouble, no conclusion - I can't not have a nemesis! If you won't try and destroy me then I'll have to try and destroy you!

[Deoxys' human arms flick and morph into tentacles, and he charges up another Psycho Boost before launching it at N.]

[nskateboards.livejournal.com]

[ Okay, so what he just got from that was that this Pokemon can turn human, considers himself as a protagonist of some sort of story and N is to be the antagonist? ...But he really doesn't want to go through the trouble of actually doing all that.

Luckily, he was given some sort of warning before an attack so he moves to the side to avoid the blast. ]

How about I take the place as a passerby? No one important. I'm not fit for the role of a "nemesis".