A new challenger is approaching! / Voice test ahoy!

[villainousvirus]

A wild

★DEOXYS★

appeared!

What will you do?
⇒ FIGHT
⇒ PKMN
⇒ BAG
⇒ RUN

Space Invader Deoxys
★ Believes his sole purpose in life is to take over the Earth
★ Sci-fi geek who can't tell fiction from reality
★ Throw your Leafs at him, he'll creeper all over them
★ ...Is (finally) ready for voice testing! COME AT HIM BRO

Scenarios
★ 1 - The city is under attack! Shit is Blowing Up left, right and center, but what will you do? Run away or stand up and face the threat head-on?
★ 2 - That bizarrely triangular rock sure looks suspicious, doesn't it? Maybe you should move it and see what happens.
★ 3 - Your choice! Pick your own scenario and we shall troll with it.

Comments

★ 2

[knowledgeinflux.livejournal.com]

[..........this rock........]

....Deoxys.

[...uxie

don't talk to rocks]

[villainousvirus]

[Those brainwave patterns feel distinctly familiar, and the voice that follows confirms Deoxys' suspicions. The rock shudders violently and glows a deep red before exploding violently into large projectile fragments. Don't worry, Uxie, you can have an impromptu force-field around you courtesy of the rock-dweller here so that you don't get hit. Deoxys blinks repeatedly as his eyes adjust to the light, and he addresses Uxie.]

Uxie? What are you doing in sp-- [...wait, what? Where is this?]

[knowledgeinflux.livejournal.com]

[while Uxie could have made a protective shield himself, it was nice of you to do it yourself, Deoxys. :D]

We are not in space. [Deoxys wasn't aware?] You are on an island, near Kanto.

[villainousvirus]

[Thank you, Captain Obvious, Deoxys can see that now. Space is a lot more...spacey than wherever this is.]

Kanto? So...Earth?!

[...yes, Earth, Deoxys, where else? There is a definite spark behind his eyes at this revelation as he slowly realises what this actually means, a wide grin spreading on his face. This makes him an alien invader, right? Like in the films? Yes, of course! Oh man, he can't wait to go blow a city up--]

Wait, why are you in Kanto? The documentary said you live in Sinnoh, right? Unless...ah! Did you know my meteorite crashed?

[...everything he knows about his Legendary cousins he learned from the Discovery Channel, trufax]