Bleaching your teeth, smiling flash, talking trash, under your breath

[redhotmagma]

✿Kelly✿

✿ Bubbly, enthusiastic and eager to help on the outside, calculated and sly on the inside. Her seemingly good-hearted actions are backed by subversive intentions. She's not malicious but she is manipulative, and she'll bend over backwards if it means getting herself into your good books. You're going to love her, and she's going to make it happen.

✿ Sensitive to criticism and regularly alters her behaviour in order to fit in, being careful to keep her natural bluntness under check. Push her far enough to force her out of her facade of niceness and you will find her to have a sharp-tongued judgemental side, that isn't the slightest bit as sweet as her fake exterior.

✿ Doesn't actually have a single thought to spare for the equilibrium between the land and sea, not that she lets her fellow Magma grunts know it. Expand the land...! Woo...!

✿ A firm believer in the power of making a good first impression. She's very careful about her presentation, to the point of having become obsessive about fashion and appearance.

✿ Pokemon Contests are her greatest passion in life and her ultimate goal is to become a Master Rank Coordinator. (I've yet to work out which categories her Pokemon specialise in and what their move-sets are, however).

Comments

[redhotmagma]

[Kelly's turn to gasp. She leans forward, eyes widened, and dramatically hisses:] Never!

[She does a panicked double-take and pokes her head back out the shop door just in case there happened to be any of her co-workers passing by, before skittering up to Rarity.]

Isn't it so bad? I have to wear this every day, too!

[fabularity]

[... what. What. A single outfit every day? The horror! No one should repeat the same outfit twice in a week, let alone every day!]

Oh, what kind of ruffians would force a lady to do such a terrible thing? [See this pout? RARITY IS NOT PLEASED.] That hood cannot be good for your hair, it needs to breathe! And those colors-- red and black? What were they thinking?

Sorry for the late D8

[redhotmagma]

I know! [Sniff.] But, oh no, could you imagine this [Taking hold of our disgusting tunic] in any other colour? It would be horrible! ...I mean, it is horrible, but it could be even worse, right? Oh, and it does make my hair frizz so much—!

[It feels so good to rag on the uniform to someone else who appreciates how bad it is. Her colleagues are all gung-ho for the job and treat the uniform like it's at the pinnacle of high-fashion.]

It's fine!

[fabularity]

Oh, but a different color would bring out your hair-- not that you should have it on display before it is properly coiffed, of course... [Oh, this poor unfortunate soul. Clearly Rarity must go to her rescue!]

I have decided! You absolutely must have one of my magnificent makeovers immediately.

[redhotmagma]

Really?! Oh, yes please, I would love one-! How much? [Because she's not naive enough to expect any beauty treatments to come without a price attached.]

[fabularity]

[Shhh, Kelly, you're in Rarityland now, where money is not as important as making the world beautiful. She totally has her priorities straight, okay!]

Oh, nononono, let us not talk numbers right now, darling-- the important thing is to take care of this unruly mane of yours first! [Tralala, magically casting a chair with her horn. Humans sit on chairs, right?]

[redhotmagma]

But, I—

[Sigh. You're far too insistent, Rarity, and seeing as there's now a chair magically here too she might as well just sit down and deal with it. She can probably pay anyway... how much can a makeover be? Besides, it's not like she doesn't need it. Sitting!]

My mane...? You mean my hair? What do you plan to do with it? [Should she be worried you'll put horse-grooming products on it?]

[fabularity]

[Shush. Do not question the sheer awesome and quality of Rarity's hair products, okay. Just look at her hair- you can't even tell it's not naturally curly.]

Well, first, we need to wash it and give it a little bit of spark, of course-- oh, and we should definitely trim it, as well. Just look at all those split ends! [GASP!]