[Thank you, Captain Obvious, Deoxys can see that now. Space is a lot more...spacey than wherever this is.]

Kanto? So...Earth?!

[...yes, Earth, Deoxys, where else? There is a definite spark behind his eyes at this revelation as he slowly realises what this actually means, a wide grin spreading on his face. This makes him an alien invader, right? Like in the films? Yes, of course! Oh man, he can't wait to go blow a city up--]

Wait, why are you in Kanto? The documentary said you live in Sinnoh, right? Unless...ah! Did you know my meteorite crashed?

[...everything he knows about his Legendary cousins he learned from the Discovery Channel, trufax]