[The ball of limbs and tentacles begins to stir agitatedly at being touched, one of said octopus appendages unwinding from around Maya's body to haphazardly brush at whatever intrusive thing dared disturb its owner while she were catching some much-needed Zs.

Maya murmurs something incomprehensible as she opens her eyes and squints blearily at the face before her. It's taking a moment for her sleep addled brain to wind back into action, but once it does, Maya blinks, opening her mouth to speak but finding a yawn pressing its way out before any of her words can beat it to it. Maya may not have any fangs, but she can sure open her mouth wide.]

Hiiiiiii Sam... I already know that I'm under your bed — I was the one to come and sleep under here, so of course I know! But I was having a nice dream and then you came and woke me up from it. What's the matter?