bandagedmandit: (Lalala can't hear you!)
Rocket Admin Clarence [Pokemon OC] ([personal profile] bandagedmandit) wrote in [community profile] sayitwithpocky2012-06-06 10:33 pm

GET IN LOSER WE'RE GOING SHOPPING

[Somebody's weekend hasn't been fun. Covering the least wanted shifts at the base, doing all the menial cleaning and paperwork duties as well as chasing after the grunts who wanted to be there even less than he did is hardly Clarence's idea of a Saturday well spent.

But, if anything, it sure works up an appetite. What better way to unwind after a hectic day than with a big, indulgent meal, right?

When Clarence finally rolls off of his and Dick's bed after a much needed nap, his Team Rocket uniform switched out for a much scruffier and relaxed hoodie and jeans combo, his first port of call is obviously the kitchen. He runs a hand absently through his messed-up hair, yawning as he steps over dirty socks as he makes a beeline for the fridge. His stomach grumbles in anticipation as he opens the door. Oh man he's going to make the best freakin' dinner ever, this is going to be so totally—

...]


DIIIIIIIIICK!!
gruntingtsun: (TSUN TSUN TSUN)

[personal profile] gruntingtsun 2012-06-08 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh hell no. Oh hell fucking no.
And here he thought he could actually, you know, relax. How fucking stupid of him to think he could actually relax during a fucking weekend-

You know what? He's just going to pretend he didn't hear you, keep watching Ekans On A Plane and rage at how the Pokémon in it are obviously exploited. It has nothing to do with how he's sprawled on the couch and can't be arsed to get up, or the fact he secretly enjoys watching that stupid movie.
Whatever, man. You're probably throwing a bitchfit over the most inane bullshit anyway.]
gruntingtsun: (WHAT.)

[personal profile] gruntingtsun 2012-06-14 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[What you can't see: Dick's face growing more and more irritated as you make a loud mess in the kitchen. What you can probably hear: his turning the volume up to an almost deafening level to cover it up.
You want to make noise? Okay, fine! He'll give you noise, jerkface. He will fucking give you noise.

He does hear Clarence yelling from the doorway... but his reaction is deliberately holding up the remote to make it visible and
turning the volume up
and up
and up again.
It's a miracle the windows haven't exploded yet.]
gruntingtsun: (WHAT.)

[personal profile] gruntingtsun 2012-06-14 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Tsk. Had he been in a really bad mood, he'd have put on some of the "screamo bullshit" you hate so much. This is nothing.

... Or he thinks it's nothing, until he gets crushed by a leaping rocket asshole. Then it's war.]


OWWWW- WHAT THE FUCK?!?

[KICKING AND PUNCHING, PUNCTUATED BY A HEALTHY DOSE OF SWEARING. Too bad he's disadvantaged by the fact he's trying to hold the remote out of Clarence's reach at the same time.]
gruntingtsun: (Y U DO THIS)

[personal profile] gruntingtsun 2012-06-25 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[OW-! You want the remote? FINE. Have fun fetching it from under the TV stand where he inadvertently flung it when you kneeled him in the fucking stomach.
He'll stay on the couch, clutching his abdomen and showing off his amazing vocabulary (ranging from "FUCK SHIT FUCK" to "OWWW MOTHERFUCKER") and generally being a big baby.]
gruntingtsun: (TSUN TSUN TSUN)

[personal profile] gruntingtsun 2012-07-12 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Man, he really feels like he's gone deaf for a second, what's with the sudden lack of sound. Fortunately, the rocket moron is here to remedy to that with his ANNOYING LOUD BITCHING.

He puts his hands behind his head in the most obnoxious way he can muster, still looking like Clarence pissed in his cereals.
... Don't get any gross idea, Clarence.]


Guess your fat ass ate it all.

[He's internally going "shit, are we really out of grub", but right now he's much too pissy to be cooperative.
So mature.]
gruntingtsun: (WHAT.)

[personal profile] gruntingtsun 2012-09-17 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dick lets out a very distinctive OOMPH when Clarence decides to flatten him with his BIG, FAT ASS, but he doesn't let that deter him from making a snappy comeback.]

Oh, yeah! I'm totally the one who ate all that gross meat shit you insist on keeping in the fridge! How fucking silly of me.